dreamwalkers:

Louis ignores carrots from a fan, Liam takes them. x

playingtiredsongs:

“People have orgasms at the sound of my voice.”

evarren:

mariidere:

heyfunniest:

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OMG NO ^YOU DON’T GET TO DO THIS SIR OR MISS , MORE LIKELY MISS , BUT YOU MISSY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCKING REBLOG A POST AND PASTE YOUR BIG UGLY “FOLLOW THIS BLOG YOU IWLL LOVE IT ON YOUR SASHBOARD ” ON THE POST BECAUSE NO ONE LOVES A BLGO THAT DO THAT IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING AND JUST MARKING IT LIKE IT’S SOMETHING YOUR BLOG HAS DONE WHEN IT’S A WORK OF SOMEONE ELSE IS JUST FUCKING OBNOXIOUS PLEASE FUCKING STOP IF YOU WANT TO REBLOG FUNNY POSTS SO PEOPLE CAN COME ONTO YOUR BLOG AND SEE IT YES YOU CAN BUT DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE SLAPPED ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR’S “FOLLOW THIS BLOG YOU WILL LVOE IT ON YOUR DASHBOARD ” BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES SEEING THAT UGLY SIGN BELOW A FUNNY POST IT’S LIKE “HEY ASADHAHAHA ERM WHAT’S THIS OH GOD THIS SPOILT THE MODD OMG GO AWAY” PLEASE FUCKING STOP I AM LIKE REALLY SLEEPY BUT I HAD TO STAY UP LIKE AN EXTRA FIVE MINUTE BECAUSE OF THIS IDIOCY SO STOP IT OR I’LL HAVE TO WASTE ANOTHER 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE PLS JUST FUCKING FUCK OFF 

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